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Calculator battery housing had a missing screw. Would have to squeeze it there for it to work. Did that for about a year.

Eventually broke entirely. So I soldered in two CR2032 cell holders and glued them to the back. Am now the proud owner of a Casio fx-4000p with an external battery. I made it rechargeable for a while, but quiescent current draw was too high and it was impractical.

I made a living pretty much just doing math for a short while. It served me very well. I refuse to get a new calculator.

Another time my DVD drive had difficulty opening. I'd have to press the eject button a lot of times before it worked, just did that for like 3 months. Eventually it failed entirely, so I took it apart, removed the magnet that holds the drive shut, cooked it on the gas stove to weaken it, and put it back in. Worked for another 6 months. Was glad I paid attention that day in Physics class.

I’m still ignoring it! (Kinda)

I live in a house that is big (ish) - 2 stories + basement, and about 1800 square feet. (So like 18 feet by 40 on each floor.)

I have 5 mesh routers because ASUS is absolute trash at making routers that just work.

(Disclaimer: Some of their routers are fine, but I own ET8’s and XD5’s - they are trash.)

Automod. Need I say more?

Back when I was still using Ubuntu MATE about half a year ago or so, I started having this really odd problem where signing into my account after a reboot would bring me to a blank screen with only my desktop background and nothing else. No taskbar, no panels, not even the cursor if I recall correctly.

Some furious Googling brought me to a serverfault thread that suggested that switching to tty7 with CTRL + ALT + F7 followed by ALT + F1 to switch back would alleviate it... and it did! But the problem returned on every login.

So for about six months I just had that as part of my routine on any reboot. Log it, switch to tty7, switch back to tty1. It was stupid and I hated it. Mostly because I didn't understand what I was doing or why it fixed anything.

On a tangent, this is precisely the thing that makes people intimidated by Linux, I think... it's not so much the inability to do things. Rather, even when you are given a way on a silver platter, you don't feel like you're really in control because you don't know what the black magic incantation really does. It's a truly horrible feeling.

I never did resolve the problem. I eventually nuked that OS and paved over its ashes with Debian Testing + KDE Plasma 5, and I haven't looked back.

You don't need a windows license if you know what slm rearm is

Voicemail. It claimed that it was full and was actually empty for about 2 years. It's now randomly working again, but I've been trained to ignore voicemail.

After i switched from windows 11 to nobara, the os would rarely randomly freeze and the only way i knew to stop it from freezing was restarting it

I ignored it until it got fixed by itself

Any time an android phone I own gets older than, say, a year, the volume controls get more and more sluggish. I feel like it's a form of planned obsolescence, but I haven't ever heard of anyone else talking about it.

I have a Tecno spark 8c and it can't download attachments using mobile data from the Gmail app. Works when I'm on wifi. Must be some app like the Download manager having an error or some metered connection thing(I did check for that for apps like Download Manager n Downloads).
Workaround for gmail me was logging on gmail in chrome. K-9 mail also works. So it had workarounds.

Recently it started affecting Tachiyomi downloads too. Can't really ignore it now when I'm not connected to wifi. Did check for it, but didn't find a reason/solution. Been thinking about a factory reset, but not really keen on it as I would have to backup files(important ones do have copies) n app settings.

I have a MikroTik Router providing DHCP to the various networks on my homelan. Each device seems to get a regular host name collision, and so the router appends a number to the end of the existing host name. My computer is currently called “Machine-8272537”. I tried fixing it a few times, setting different timeout/lease time parameters and disabling “privacy protection” on the devices, but nothing fixes it. Been like this 3 years now. I just kinda ignore it.

I have a HDD in my PC that was manufactured in 2008, it still works and SMART is not reporting any errors.

My old workstation got frighteningly loud every time it booted. I would literally turn the computer on and cover my ears and I would tell others to leave the room. I tried switching fan headers around multiple times desperate for it to stop. I downloaded all of lenovos trouble shooting and went crazy in the bios. Eventually I got a new one (for other reasons) and wiped it to give to my mom and use as a server (so it never boots lol).

I was both pissed and relieved that wiping windows did the trick, after putting up with that stupid fan for 6 months.

Currently putting up with a broken headphone jack. Got the part, but got busy with something else and lost the damn thing. I still have yet to order a new part all the way from Germany.

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