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[–] betheydocrime 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well a duck walked up to a lemonade stand,

and said to the man running the stand,

"Hey, got any grapes?"

And the man said,

"The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth."

The duck said,

"There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage."

And then he waddled away, waddle waddle

[–] Aqarius 1 points 9 months ago

That is some prose, right there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You mean Gapes of Wrath? Oh wait, wrong community.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which community were you thinking of? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Any of the nswf communitities.

[–] GrapesOfAss 4 points 10 months ago

What about Grapes of Ass?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He got no grapes but he got no glue
la di da di doo.
So the duck came froggin'
la di da di doo.
The duck came froggin', the duck came groggin'
la di da di doo.
No clue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can anyone link to the original comic or cartoon? The version I heard was a duck walking into a bar.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks!

I do prefer the version where the bartender says “if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the bar!” Duck comes back in, asks “got any nails?” “No, why?” “Got any grapes?”

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 10 months ago

That's how I first heard it, but this version became super popular for a while.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://www.piped.video/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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