this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
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[–] surewhynotlem 52 points 1 year ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, at least you're honest 🤷.

[–] Hotdogman 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] Thcdenton 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are you a fuckin parrot?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Dude that's a prejudice, have some respect

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don't be shy 🥰.

[–] molten 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] molten 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂

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[–] lemmydripzdotz123 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.

[–] PR3CiSiON 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 7 points 1 year ago

Obviously biased.

[–] RoverRacecar 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Karmanj 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] vegaquake 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] thorbot 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺

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[–] paddirn 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Hope she likes it, really... like I know she hasn't been ate since my dad died 😔.

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[–] owatnext 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

You're probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.

[–] c0mbatbag3l 6 points 1 year ago

Aw he dead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biscuit

It's a great name.

[–] coffeebiscuit 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Mediocre_Bard 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Creme brulé

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Sheeple 6 points 1 year ago

Turkish delight

[–] Cosmos7349 5 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal

[–] MinorLaceration 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Knossos 5 points 1 year ago

Baked beans

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