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[–] buycurious 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] corus_kt 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna need an analysis on those cry emojis too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's some zoomie nonsense, don't worry about it

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I think it would be nice to have some ask about you

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What’s your ideal day off look like?

[–] Alexstarfire 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No work, nothing that needs to be done, and I'm free to do whatever I want. Since we're taliking ideal, my friends are also available.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

If there's a heaven, this is what it's like

[–] problematicPanther 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's your favorite pokemon?

[–] aeronmelon 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] problematicPanther 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

subs. Every time and irrespective of language. What's your favorite pokemon?

[–] aeronmelon 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Eevee, since the beginning. You?

[–] problematicPanther 1 points 9 months ago

Eevee gang reporting in. It used to be nine tails when I was younger though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tell me more about yourself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm a software engineer, I like PC games, gym and martial arts and I live in Taiwan. How about you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I work in IT as well. I like retro games mostly 16-bit console games. I sit all day long and not doing enough exercise.

I worked in Taipei for nearly 3 years, when I was young. Loved the people and the food. I hope the CCP will stop trying to take over Taiwan.

[–] Tangent5280 4 points 9 months ago

I too sit all day long and not get enough exercise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nice, what's your method of choice for playing the retro console games? I setup a retro pi ages back but now I'd probably use my steam deck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I use my phone and razer kishi for that. I would love to have a Steam Deck but my wife wouldn't be happy for me to buy one.

Some of my favourite games are: Dragon Quest 3, Final Fantasy VI, Mass Effect 1, Fallout 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Secret of Mana, Chrono Trigger, Street Fighter II, Shadow of the Colossus.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would love to get an info dump like that. I could go back to it for the rest or the relationship

[–] Anticorp 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Actually, in article 7, clause 42, you said you're fine with your SO buying a dirtbike instead of paying for a vacation!

[–] hakunawazo 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yes, but in article 12, clause 51, I clearly stated that it only applies to instances where we're together winning the lottery.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla 9 points 9 months ago

Turns out it’s just a logic bomb

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

.md for the win

[–] CADmonkey 24 points 9 months ago

"So tell me about yourself"

"It's all on the resume"

[–] malean 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

honestly, I kinda want to write mine too

[–] meliaesc 8 points 9 months ago

Good luck getting your new autobiography published!

[–] sagrotan 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mine would be in markdown/LaTex with MathJax for the equations and stuff

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the classic 'About me' document featuring more equations than a math textbook!

Are you showing your optimal life equation? I'm just here wondering if the solution involves more sleep or just a magical blend of caffeine and other drugs!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

$\text{me} + \text{you} = \text{amazing}$

[–] BluesF 2 points 9 months ago

You need the math formatting on + and = that bad, huh?

[–] clearleaf 11 points 9 months ago

Most relatable part of this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I send them a README.md

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

can't even read it because of this shitty meme format

[–] unreachable 5 points 9 months ago

the idea comes from a meme that i never knew i needed

[–] Nei 4 points 9 months ago

Markdown Resume better T_T

[–] hakunawazo 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Or as a recording of a rap song:
Now this is the story all about how,
my life got flipped-turned upside down,
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became full of despair.