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[-] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago

He graduated to Dad.

[-] DocMcStuffin 46 points 2 months ago

Oh no, disowned isn't nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, "My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder."

[-] jaybone 1 points 2 months ago

Can’t stand an Opal.

[-] kibiz0r 42 points 2 months ago

“You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”

[-] DarkMessiah 37 points 2 months ago

Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

I would have been happy knowing that my son is already turning into a father.

[-] gnate 12 points 2 months ago

"You either die a son, or live long enough to become the father."

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

His first clue they didn't like him was the fact his name's Taylor. It's a job title not a name.

[-] FlyingSquid 21 points 2 months ago

Tailor is a job title. Taylor is a job title for someone not very good at tailoring.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Or a tailor that never learned to spell. Im actually jealous. My name is Brock Shitshoveler and I bet you can guess what I do for a living.

[-] FlyingSquid 8 points 2 months ago

Nice to meet you. I'm Wanda. Wanda Givehead. I work at the street corner of Elm and Miller.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[-] jaybone 2 points 2 months ago

Can you guys stop flirting with each other?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Taylor is ye olde spelling.

[-] gnate 1 points 2 months ago

I blame the sign painter.

[-] assassin_aragorn 8 points 2 months ago

"Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it."

[-] doingthestuff 7 points 2 months ago

Tl;Dr op's folks know what's up

[-] Nikki 10 points 2 months ago

did you just tldr a tweet?

[-] unreachable 4 points 2 months ago

a ~~tweet~~#xhit

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