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[–] [email protected] 96 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The PJ trilogy still holds up today.

That's a pretty high bar

[–] FMT99 63 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lightning in a bottle, very unlikely to happen a second time. They tried a few times and failed miserably. But you never know.

[–] BroBot9000 84 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Just don’t watch it.

You don’t have to watch every damn thing involving your fandom. It’s pure capitalistic greed at this point.

Let a franchise fucking die already.

Demand better movies and don’t engage with film as product. Find passionate storytellers and not greedy corporate executives looking to milk every last drop of nostalgia for profits.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I listened to a podcast (99 Percent Invisible I think) and it said a big reason why the 90s were so great for movies were the creation of cinaplexes, big movie theaters with tons of screens.

More screens meant that new or different ideas that wouldn't normally make it to the big screen (Forrest Gump, Fight Club, The Matrix etc) were given a chance, and found an audience.

Now everything is played safe. Hollywood doesn't want new franchises because they are deemed too risky, and the names we know and love are running out of ideas and passion and risk ruining the whole thing.

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[–] shartedchocolate 8 points 8 months ago

Exactly. Quit feeding them

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

New “Lord of the Rings” movies scheduled to be cancelled after completion by David Zazlav for a tax break

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[–] Godric 53 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Is it just me, or had anyone else lost all hope for good Lotr shows after Rings of Power? I saw lots of potential squandered by poor writing, and I fear more Lotr content is just going to be more content, not good stories.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Christopher Tolkien was blocking a lot of things. Even the Jackson films sneaked by and wouldn't have been made of he could have stopped it.

He's dead now, and the new heirs to the rights like money. They also have about 20 years before the copyright expires. Which isn't that long; that's about as much time between now and the Jackson films. To keep ahead of the clock, they're greenlighting a lot of garbage and risk running their franchise into the ground.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog 15 points 8 months ago

Yep. Money grab.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I lost all hope when they greenlit the license to be used for....Golum.

[–] Godric 7 points 8 months ago

Nasty capitalistses...

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

And since this is on Lemmy... the answer is pirate it when it comes out then bitch about how bad it is. Then turn it into Linux memes and communism.

[–] MrEff 33 points 8 months ago

The copyright expires in 2044. The Perter Jackson series came out 2001-2003. From a studio point it is approaching the now or never time. They need to make one within the next few years to be able to make a 3rd one just before the end of copyright. From a studio buisness perspective this makes sense and is kind of a no-brainer.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So I tried to find more info on it and it seems like they are not remaking the trilogy. Multiple movies set in various time periods before the Hobbit and LotR are currently written. That's not really great but it is way better than a remake IMHO.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gondor has no remake. Gondor needs no remake.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Alas, it is not for Gondor to decide what the copyright holders do with them.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i love how nobody sees this as good news

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This is an article from February 2023 about War of the Rohirrim and similar projects, not a remake of the 2001 trilogy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The thing is that, even if these new ones are the most awful media ever produced. It doesn't change anything about the old ones. They will still stay awesome. They don't depreciate just because other media exist. Or that would have already happened with the Rings of Power.

I just wish they put this time and effort into other franchises. I want more Discworld.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

In a dream scenario where they can get the right people to do it, I would vastly prefer a TV series. Even with the extended editions, there's a ton of material in the books we didn't get to see. Things like the whole sequence with the elves early in the books being turned into "hey look there's some elves", no Tom Bombadil, the journey from Rivendel to Moria. And that's just the first book.

I think most would agree the world building is one of the best aspects of the books and there just isn't time for that in a feature film.

[–] CaptainBlagbird 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

As some kind of "filler" in a TV series is actually the only way I can see the Tom Bombadil content working on the screen. It's just too specific to work in any other way IMO, even though I would like to see something. (Especially with Jack Black as Tom Bombadil, can you imagine him ring-a-ding dillowing xD)

[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I had never actually fan casted anyone as Tom Bombadil, but now I will forever have Jack Black in my head.

Although, knowing Hollywood, it'd be Chris Pratt.

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[–] Godric 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't think there is a version of our world where Tom Bombadil is done well onscreen. While Jack Black has the energy for him, I would see Jack Black and not Bombadil Hey-Dol-Merry-Dol-ing.

[–] CaptainBlagbird 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah maybe/probably. That's always my biggest problem with famous actors, you know them as actors and thus the bridge to the character is further. I like when new/unknown actors are cast for large roles for that reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Idk if you watched the last of us, but like that Bill episode, which is mostly disconnected from the greater narrative, didn't feel out of place in the series to me. That's what I'm getting at. I want to see all of it at a slower pace.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Careful what you wish for. You'll get a "Tolkien Cinematic Universe" pile of algorithm driven ersatz 'content'.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

That doesn't happen in my made up scenario where the world is good lol

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I was going to do more lotr content, I'd probably do something with the Eastern front of the war. What did the blue wizards get up to?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Likely rot in some pit

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I suppose it was only a matter of time. Please don't be total ass.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I remember reading that what we're seeing lately is a sort of mad dash to churn out as much media as they can before the IP becomes public domain.

[–] saltesc 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When it happens, just pretend they're LOTR themed movies. Much easier to swallow.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's going to suck ass.

Why can't these companies come up with anything new? Or at least something new that's good.

[–] qevlarr 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think this is the answer why big movies suck and won't try anything new. Filmmaking has become outrageously expensive to make and market, and they have to return their money at the box office right now rather than a longer lifespan with video rental, so the companies cannot afford a flop and they stick to what's familiar.

https://youtu.be/OZ28knLt5Rs?si=Z6pUL2hN3l-d6ul1

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'm really hoping this is manufactured content here.

Edit: after google searching

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[–] Ensign_Crab 7 points 8 months ago

Maybe they're gonna do the The Hobbit right this time?

Oh who am I kidding. It'll be the fanfic backstory of Tom Bombadil or something.

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