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[–] MrJameGumb 48 points 10 months ago (3 children)

My dad used to refer to something he called "Scottish engineering", which meant you start a project with good intentions but just end up swearing frequently and throwing everything in the fire lol

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, the Scots invented paved roads, tires, bicycles, steam engines, penicillin, postage stamps, television, radar, and universal standard time so they must have been doing something right.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

A global industrial empire probably helps a bit for those things.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

this is also hobby software development

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

This tracks, have you seen how many times I restart a React project?

[–] Fridgeratr 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"unplanned rapid disassembly" is one of my favorites

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

*Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly, a RUD.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Sometimes referred to as a "hard start"

[–] grue 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Thermal shock" doesn't necessarily mean it burned; it can also mean that it spontaneously shattered.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

If it doesn't work, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

This simple advice has saved me from countless analysis paralysis problems.

[–] FlatFootFox 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My favorite one of these shows up in 3D printing. The most popular open source 3D print server gives you a head’s up if your printer’s firmware lacks “Thermal Runaway Protection”. If you click the learn more link, it patiently explains, “There aren’t preventative measures to stop your printer from accidentally catching itself on fire”.

(It’s fine, you usually just need to install a decent MOSFET in the cheaper printers.)

[–] einlander 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlatFootFox 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

electrocuted

You mean shocked.

If you got electrocuted, you'd be dead.

[–] Fridgeratr 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I only learned this very recently! I guess it makes sense, it's like electro-execution

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Exactly!

I mean, if you look in dictionaries, you'll see both definitions, but as I said to another user in this thread, dictionaries include a definition because it is common, not because it is accurate. Just look up the term "literal"; most common dictionaries define it as meaning either "literal" or "figurative".

Words exist fundamentally to communicate something; if a term is defined so as to be ambiguous, it has failed in that purpose.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look up the definition. It's changed to include severe injury from electricity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Prescriptivism vs descriptivism.

The technical definition is as I described above.

It's only been expanded in common dictionaries because the dictionaries practice descriptivism, i.e. they reflect not what is the best definition, but how it's most often used.

In other words, just because it's in the dictionary doesn't mean the word means that in a technical context; it just means that's how it's commonly meant when used in everyday parlance.

[–] ooklamok 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If I'm ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

[–] grue 11 points 10 months ago

Isn't that basically what a defibrillator does?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

My personal favourite is "structural integrity failure".

Applies to sandwiches as well as anything.

[–] OlinOfTheHillPeople 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"I was watching. First it started falling over... then it fell over."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Pure by ocular spectroscopy = it looked good enough

Pharma distillation = tossing the chemical and buying a new bottle from Sigma

Retro-retro-Cope rearrangement = no reaction happened, go home and cry

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Something moves where it shouldn't? Apply tapes.

Something doesn't move where it should? Apply WD-40.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Don't forget to add actual lubricant to the thing that should be moving.

[–] batmaniam 10 points 10 months ago

"enclosure acting as dwelling without permit" : mouse got in and died bud.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"client billing issue," "client legal issue," and "safety compliance issue" are my personal favorites