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[–] Sniatch 145 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm from germany and I'm scared about the future. The far-right is getting more and more voters. It's not just the USA who is fckd.

[–] generalpotato 64 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Thanks for sharing our pain. I don’t understand how people pretend that Europe isn’t going thru the same stuff like we are in the US.

Inflation, migration debates, cost of living crises, rise of authoritarianism, income inequality, all of this is and has been global. Some places affected more than others depending on what you look at.

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[–] [email protected] 141 points 5 months ago (21 children)

Yeah, no, fuck all cops. And please lets not pretend like shit isn't getting mighty fasc-y all over Europe too..

https://www.enainstitute.org/en/publication/mark-neocleous-capitalism-was-created-by-the-police-power-interview-at-ena-institute/

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (8 children)

ALL cops you say?

I have many friends and family who have joined the Scottish Police and given years of their lives to serving their communities, risking their own lives and health. Should I say fuck them too?

I joined the police for six months before deciding it wasn’t the career for me and got back into charity work. Are you saying Fuck Me now or just for the six months I was in? Did my fuckery expire?

How can thousands, millions of people doing a job be reduced to such a binary sentiment.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (22 children)

How can thousands, millions of people doing a job be reduced to such a binary statement

The reason why most people (including myself) say ACAB is because of the system of policing, not the merits of any given police officer. Systems are inflexible and adverse to change. Individual good cops can exist, but once again, the system itself is the problem. A good cop can never fix the system, nor could a hundred, or a thousand. A million could, at best, give the illusion of a good system. People often say a rotten apple spoils the bunch, and I think that looking at policing from the perspective of individual rotten cops, or rotten cops “spoiling the bunch” is problematic when the system itself is rotten. And for participating in the system, yes, all cops are bastards.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (16 children)

ALL cops you say?

While acab is probably too generalized a term to apply to ALL police forces in the world..... Interpreting acab in absolutes is also kinda silly and needlessly pedantic.

If I were to say all Nazi are bastards...... Would we be making the same arguments? Surely there were Nazi that were forced to join the party, surely there were Nazi giving years of their lives to serving their communities, risking their lives and health.

The point of ACAB is to highlight the inherent and institutional failures of policing actions native to the vast majority of western democracies. Where police are primarily utilized to protect property and institutional power, rather than protecting the most disadvantaged communities in our society.

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Also Europe:

"Let's do this obviously good thing for the sake of the whole continent."

"No, because it would help France."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Haha sounds about right!

Is this based on actual event or is it a general joke?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

A quote I heard from a Greek minister (from memory). "If Germany had a choice between doing the right thing and hurting France, they will hurt France."

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Let's not forget brexit. Americans aren't alone in their dumbassarry

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (13 children)

Or the recent wins of fascist parties in Europe.

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[–] Jeom 75 points 5 months ago (3 children)

i hate these memes that group entire countries or continents into one homogeneous blob and assumes that one is inherently better than the other

[–] SparrowRanjitScaur 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's the best way to sow division. Put everyone into discrete groups and tell them that the other groups are bad.

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[–] VaultBoyNewVegas 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yep. I can remember not too long ago that French police blinded people when dealing with the yellow jacket riots. Also the president's bodyguard being there dressed as a cop and hospitalised someone instead of protecting the president. There's also the murder of Stephen Lawrence in the UK and every year here there's multiple cops charged with raping women or using excessive force against a minority.

Cops are shit everywhere.

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[–] Thcdenton 58 points 5 months ago (1 children)

France burns down annually hahaha

[–] WaxedWookie 61 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Not sure about you, but I'll take workers reminding everyone who is in charge and how democracy works over cops constantly shooting the innocent - people, dogs, whatever, and generally carrying on like thugs.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Lol as if all of Europe has no problems of their own.

Like, yeah, I'm American and shit is really fucked up here in some specific ways... But let's not pretend Europe is some sort of utopia.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Certified European here, can confirm individual member states and EU as a whole as not being a utopia.

Especially us Dutch folks who have been fucked over and held hostage by a waaay to large upper middle class for years. To the point where we've managed to abolish the ministry of housing, open up the housing market to foreign investors, replace a functioning healthcare system with a healthcare market where insurance firms rule with an iron fist and demand more bureacracy than actual care being provided.

... and the list goes on.

It's a worldwide symptom of economic unequality and the decrease in social skills stemming from the fact that we live our lives increasingly isolated in our own online social bubbles. We're turning increasingly hostile towards each other because we're no longer confronted with all people and perspectives in our surroundings, but just the ones we like.

The United States, being a large country filled with very diverse people, despite all being taught to "love America", still deals with Nebraskan farmers having wildly different wants and needs, and way different social standards than the Californian yuppies.

You're a large country, with 334 million people spread out over a vast amount of land. Meanwhile, we're 18 million living on a patch of marshy land roughly 3/4th the size of West Virgina, and we're further from being united than ever before. The fact that you're even holding together as a country is nothing short of amazing considering the fact that your political systems probably cause way more chaos than ours do.

A lot of Europeans probably mean it when they say "How are you even a country?". And it's not so much an attack on the American people as a whole (though some of y'all deserve to be made fun of), but geniuine amazement at the fact that it has more or less held together since 1776.

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[–] sorhead 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Guy's, let's put aside our minor differences and remember - fuck Russia.

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[–] weeeeum 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You gotta give credit to the fact that in the time the United States has had it's 1 republic, France has had 5 of them.

Or the fact that Europe tears itself apart like every 50 years

[–] abracaDavid 49 points 5 months ago (10 children)

It's probably because French citizens are smart enough to put their own well-being before their governing powers well-being.

Yeah we've been together for 200 years, but it's not going well at all.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (9 children)

In most European countries you need a 4 year university degree in criminology to become a cop. They have the same standards for average police officers as we in North America have for Federal law enforcement. So while it's certainly true that some European countries have shitty cops, the ones with stricter barriers to entry have slightly less shitty cops.

Here's an interactive map although it does seem to be missing a fair bit of data for Europe. The USA has the most abysmal Police training time at just 500 hours of training between being a civilian and being a Police officer.

edit: lol whoops I never actually posted the link earlier. Here it is: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/police-training-requirements-by-country

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (12 children)

between being a civilian and being a Police officer

Also, in Europe, police are considered to be a part of civilian society. Here, "civilian" means "not part of the military". Police officers are civilians.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago

Pretty bold for a region that can't last more than a generation or two before devolving into a police state so severe that it plunges the entire globe into armed conflict.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"How the fuck have they lasted this long as a country?"

Applies to Belgium far more than the US.

[–] rbhfd 15 points 5 months ago

We're younger than the US though.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

We got nukes first and WW2 barely touched us. That's about it. We started the game in the easiest mode.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

It was the same with the original development of the country.

The difference is apparent when compared to Canada.

In Canada the pioneers were led or joined by the police, the newly created Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Law and order arrived either before or with the new pioneers.

In the US, it was the other way around. Pioneers went west without any officials, police or law enforcement. Pioneers dealt with everything by the force of a gun. Whoever had a gun was the one with power and controlled everything ..... you could be a good moral person and lead a community or you could be a gang leader, decrepit, immoral and unjust, as long as you had a gun, you could do whatever you wanted.

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[–] BeerMedic 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

French cops are perfectly normal, just don’t google “ici on noie les Algériens” and why it keeps being graffitied on a specific bridge in Paris.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What, you think acab vs notallcops is a usa thing ?

[–] RunawayFixer 18 points 5 months ago (5 children)

It's not a thing where I live. There's going to be other countries where the police operate like a gang, but it's just not the case in almost all OECD countries. In authoritarian states like Russia and Iran, sure, but in functional democracies, it's just not the case. The USA is a big exception, it must be part of that american exceptionalism thing.

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[–] CluckN 19 points 5 months ago

Oi you got a loicense for this meme?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (13 children)

This may not apply everywhere in the US, but my understanding is that most cops aren't paid terribly well. Perhaps it's ok if compared to a standard job, but when you account for the danger, required over time, and work schedule it becomes very not worth it.

A buddy of mine is a true believer type, he signed up to be a cop, went through a year of training and another year paired with another cop. PreCovid starting pay was $40k, 12 hr work schedule and every 28 days it flipped (so 28 days day shift followed by 28 days of night shift). One day he gets a call and his boss had switched him to a different district with 3x the commute without any communication. Finally a buddy of his caught a bullet in the head (and lived) from some guy who was on drugs and stole a car. He said he thought about it and for the money it wasn't worth the emotional cost.

Strangely the problem with underfunding cops is who the fuck wants to be a cop? Yeah, after 25 years and multiple promotions you might make an ok or even good salary, but being a new cop is absolutely shit. In a system where the pay isn't good, the hours are shit, and the risk to your life is high, who wants to be a cop?

The answer is either self sacrificing good guys or people who get a power trip on carrying a gun and using it. Add to it that this system is perpetuated by the type of people who pursue the job you end up with a whole department full of the type who hire these types.

So while you can defund the police, you can send them through training, you can institute new policy, but if you don't attract a better quality of person then you're gonna have the same problem over and over again.

Theoretically you could make the hours better (but that will require hiring more police to cover the same amount), you could reduce the danger (similar to London banning guns so beat cops don't carry them either), or you can pay them more.

[–] Wilzax 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Defund the police" doesn't mean salaries. It means stop outfitting them with weapons of war.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Indeed is reporting that the average starting salary is like $50k, and the average in the US is $60k. Policing also isn't even in the top 25 most dangerous jobs. That link is also talking base salary, but even in the situation you're describing, you're talking overtime in the $20k+ range.

The problem with bad cops comes down to two main things:

  • they're not here for public safety or here to protect and serve, they're here to protect capital.
  • well, it's really just the first one, but keeping that in mind, the system is setup in a way that the only outcome can be a corrupt police force. Legal civil forfeiture, qualified immunity, overly powered police unions (the only time I'll complain about unions), deliberately low standards in hiring, deliberately not require the police to even know the law they're supposed to enforce and probably a dozen things I'm forgetting. Police aren't there for us, they're there for capital.

Finally, police funding and increasing the number of cops has almost nothing to do with crime rates which is what calls to defund the police actually mean. Police are basically systematized violence where pretty much the only tools in their literal and metaphorical toolbelt are increasing levels of violence. The call to defund the police is more about funding the things that actually reduce crime – better education, economic outcomes, and people trained to deal with the types of issues that police are probably less qualified to deal with than the average retail worker like mental health crises. Advocates for defunding the police are instead advocating for spending to be allocated to people who are qualified to actually deal with these problems.

Anyway, tl;dr – if we offer cops better pay and better hours, we're just going to be getting more expensive cops stealing our shit, incarcerating us at one of the highest rates in the world, and murdering people with less consequence than the cashier at Target gets for not upselling credit cards enough because while plenty of good people* become cops, policing as an institution in the US is corrupt.

* "Good" people and "bad" people are mostly a result of the systems and culture they exist in and very few are truly "good" or "bad."

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