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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] shalafi 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  1. Set appointment with your doctor.
  2. Go to appointment.
  3. Accept IV full of white shit.
  4. Wake up stoned as balls
  5. SO drives you home.

Easy money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For a prostate exam?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You don't normally get general anaesthesia for a prostate exam? Do you at least get the lollipop afterwards

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 1 year ago

Wait a minute, You mean it's easy money for the doctor, right? Patients don't get paid for being patients.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I gotta get a twin monitor on a proper stand at least if I'm gonna get old on the internet I need luxury and style to do it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

A better approach is to get familiar with your body.

[–] BaddDadd -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's gotta get "hyped up" for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor's appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.

[–] Death_Equity 14 points 1 year ago

He has anxiety and is worried that the bleeding hemorrhoids are colorectal cancer.