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[–] bruhduh 97 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't dump December ended bro... It's time to stop

[–] dojan 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 73 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bristlecone 63 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

As a nurse, I can say this is always the answer, vegetables & fruit. The American diet is horrible for the GI system. When I went vegan some years ago I started having three a day, takes less than a minute apiece

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Over here with my preferred snack of apple and peanut butter. Guess an apple a day DOES keep the doctor away huh?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I started just mixing some psyllium husk into my usual water consumption, but that's partially to support my intermittent fasting schedule.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The Lemmy cycle:

  • bean memes
  • shitposts
  • beef memes
  • memes about never pooping
  • back to start
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

quick, get this poster some bean memes

[–] juladuni 5 points 11 months ago

points 2 and 4 are the same.

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[–] Ghostalmedia 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You’re two thirds through the Lemmy 3 Days No Poop Challenge.

Hang in there!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Exactly my thought when i saw this post

[–] bruhduh 43 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:

Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends, are you trying to poop, or doing the 3 day challenge?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well, I haven't pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some people have slower digestive systems than others

It's not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I've been eating

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[–] WhisperingEye 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Drink some coffee

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.

You'll be fine

[–] WhisperingEye 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Thank you for believing in me

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I recommend pooping asap.

[–] IzzyScissor 15 points 11 months ago

Why are you still holding on to last year's shit?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This might only be me, but when I'm constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.

I'll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won't chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)

Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.

[–] flubba86 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's a good tip. My personal choice is celery. Celery has higher water content, and more insoluble fibre than lettuce. And you can eat it pretty quickly too.

[–] jennwiththesea 13 points 11 months ago

Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.

[–] EdibleFriend 10 points 11 months ago

You're just charging your ultimate attack.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

BE VERY CAREFUL DOING THIS!!!! you may accidentally chew too much gum, and blow a bubble so big that you float away into the sky.

[–] Possible_EmuWrangler 8 points 11 months ago

You could also swallow it by mistake and it gets stuck for years.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Vege smoothie

[–] Feathercrown 7 points 11 months ago

Don't Poop January

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Metamucil, salad, veggies. No meat or cheese. You’ll be good by tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Whatever mizu did, do the opposite.

[–] GeorgeTheFourth 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.

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[–] Thcdenton 6 points 11 months ago

5 mile run always does it for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Two words: magnesium citrate.

[–] AlfredEinstein 8 points 11 months ago

Two other words: Eat vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The seed shells from Cassia Angustifolia

Make a cup of tea from them, wait 12 to 24 hours.

Enjoy. Just don't drink it everyday for weeks.

You can find it in herbal stores i am sure.

It is prescribed by doctors at least in some European contries

[–] NightAuthor 4 points 11 months ago

3 times a day to every 3 days is normal.

When was the last time you pooped?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Fibers or a french breakfast : coffee + cigarette = poo (or in French CCC: clope, cafee, caca). Or if you realy need to, those gels you can put in your bum if you're into that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

i literally yelled "Hey Sharon! You gotta see this" today in the washroom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Get the flu. It'll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn't very effective this year. Ask me how I know.

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[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do as I do and get Legionaire's disease on the 30th of December. Bonus points if that's your birthday like it is mine.

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[–] boatsnhos931 4 points 11 months ago

Coffee and crunches homie

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