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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Man, can you imagine being the scientist who discovers this effect and you're filled with hope that this can encourage children to use soap, having their favorite super hero give them a thumbs-up or something.

And then some horny CEO sticks a naked, definitely-not-underage girl with bunny ears into there.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This must have been how Oppenheimer felt.

[–] Zehzin 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oppenheimer knew what was gonna happen. This is like if someone had invented vibrating prayer beads

[–] Reddfugee42 11 points 1 year ago

Hello, patent office?

[–] Clbull 2 points 1 year ago

This must be how Hitachi felt when they invented the magic wand. A handheld massager turned out to be the perfect instrument for clitoral stimulation.

The fact that wand massager sex toys are commonly referred to as 'hitachis' much like how parents in the 80's/90's would call any games console a Nintendo must have been so harmful for their brand.

[–] telllos 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Soap is really easy to make and a cool activity for kids. I have a few mold, this is a great idea (the thumbs up one). Will try to make it. Not sure what to use for the drawing to include in the soap. I found this you can print on transparency paper.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not sure what to use for the drawing to include in the soap.

Maybe a naked, definitely-not-underage girl with bunny ears into there?

[–] telllos 2 points 1 year ago

I was more talking about the kind of material, but it looks like you can use transparent sheet used for retro projectors and print on them.

[–] NegativeInf 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I swear if I see a collection of these unused on eBay in 30 years...

[–] ThePantser 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No they will be well used, probably too well used.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Kind of you to assume these will be used, instead of bought and stored as collector's pieces.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Getting nerds to bathe at conventions

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I love being clean and dirty at the same time.

[–] NIB 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is Amiya from the mobile game Arknights, if anyone is interested.

[–] synapse1278 1 points 1 year ago

And there is also an Anime series.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Where's the SilverAsh version

[–] RIP_Cheems 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do I accept this for cleanliness, or do I reject it for lewdity?

[–] pivot_root 4 points 1 year ago
[–] EvilEyedPanda 7 points 1 year ago

Wait what, I might unironically buy this!

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 7 points 1 year ago

those who 'need' this will either just run water over the soap until the goods can be seen and never touch it again...or...they won't care because they can get the picture on their phone.

[–] Vrtrx 6 points 1 year ago

Why Amiya :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what websites should I avoid so I don't accidentally buy one of these bad bad things?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

its a joke comment. tell me about it so I can stay away from it. given the erotic connotations it would be a bad thing to like puritan ideal types.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Oh missed the joke :)

[–] Reddfugee42 2 points 1 year ago

I love your work on Star Trek, Data ❤️

[–] InSamsara 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There's a work around to this, I mean you could just rub the stuff off and not apply it to yourself, hypothetically.