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I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to "force" him to share... (i.ibb.co)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/politicalmemes

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[–] breadsmasher 236 points 4 months ago (38 children)

Cut the cake into portions equal to the number of attendees. Maybe a couple more if you want to save a few slices. Everyone gets to enjoy cake at the party
Grab a fork, and eat it alone. At a party. All the attendees just watch as you gorge yourself on far more cake than one person should consume. Take the rest home and freeze it so you can continue to be the only one to enjoy it

Capitalists see nothing wrong with option 2.

[–] Diplomjodler3 26 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Don't forget to stab people with your fork, if they get too close to your cake.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Pfftt, amateur hour. You're not a real capitalist success story until you've hoarded enough wealth to afford hiring a poor person to do your fork-stabbing for you.

[–] NatakuNox 5 points 4 months ago

The post is about the Police.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Nah, Just claim you'll give them enough to one day hope to have as much cake as you, then only let small crumbs fall so the government has to step in and feed them for you.

[–] Buddahriffic 1 points 3 months ago

You can also have them go out and stab those who try to make they own cakes and cut you out of the equation.

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