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[–] aeronmelon 52 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"The British think 100 miles is a long way.

The Americans think 100 years is a long time."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

How is 100 miles long? It's like an hour and a half.

100 years is like 20,000 cannonball runs, of course it's a long way!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

100 miles means I will likely never visit you

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You wouldn't spend an hour and a half to visit me? That seems like you don't like me very much.

I have some family I visit for a weekend 2-3 times a year, a bit over 400 miles away. It's a 5.5 hour trip I can knock out in a morning or after work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I mean.. Yea.

I ve got (close) family 140 miles away. I saw them 2nd time in my life (21) this year, and not because our families dont like each other, just mostly the distance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's three hours round turn, that means I stay over night and that means it's something that takes all weekend. There is a very limited number of people that I am willing to spend that much time for

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

hahaha a three hour round trip is an overnight stay hahaha ha that is goddamn adorable.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago

The Americans also tend to think that the mile is not a silly unit.