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[–] NOT_RICK 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Did you know that if you kiss a mirror, it'll be on the lips?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 8 months ago

That would be a trick and a half.

[–] NOT_RICK 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Interesting. Do you have any suggestions on how I can empower my narcissism?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 8 months ago

Just keep doing what you're doing, you'll be fine.