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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 8 months ago

That would be a trick and a half.