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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Stop showing off VIM to your wife would be a good start. I mean, I would do the same if she tried to show off her make tutorials to me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Make? As in Makefiles or make-up?

[–] puppy 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Makefile obviously. What the heck is a "make-up"?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

make up is my build command for pushing to prod

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Um, excuse me, I'd like one order of

make install

please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Well we do like to make stuff up so why not...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What does make out do?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ships into production apparently.

Wasn't me. It was the other guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Make me should just refuse to do anything.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

You know what, that was mistype, but I'm not going to correct it since it fits better in this sub Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You realize that this is [email protected], right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Yes, and?