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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] puppy 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Makefile obviously. What the heck is a "make-up"?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

make up is my build command for pushing to prod

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Well we do like to make stuff up so why not...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Um, excuse me, I'd like one order of

make install

please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What does make out do?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ships into production apparently.

Wasn't me. It was the other guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Make me should just refuse to do anything.