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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is that stuff similar or the same as vegimite? I've had vegimite. Hated it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Yes supposed to be similar. Ideally you're supposed to put just a small, barely there smear over butter on toast. Too much it's bad. This is second hand because I've not had the...pleasure.

[–] Substance_P 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes, this is spot on. So many Aussies introduce unsuspecting tasters to napalm levels of Vegemite that it turns people off for life. It's like, "Hey champ, let me spread this cube of beef bouillon on your toast; you're gonna love it." Marmite has more of a yeasty flavor and, for the record, Promite beats them all hands down.

[–] Donkter 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, use about as much as you would use salt on something. It's basically flavored salt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah heap it on, and some coon cheese too cant beat it

[–] somethingsnappy 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I feel like I'm walking into a trap even though I'm fairly well traveled. What is "coon cheese?"

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you milk a raccoon and then process that lovely raccoon milk into cheese 🤷

[–] somethingsnappy 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's just what a viking hippie would say.

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 10 months ago

Yep! We are indeed famous for our Bandit Brie and our Scavenger Sardo. Our Trash Tapas aren't half bad either.

[–] CopernicusQwark 2 points 10 months ago

It's a brand name of cheese that is ubiquitous in Australia. They recently rebranded to "Cheer" due to the racist connotations of their former name.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

From some reviews Ive seen, they taste wildly different. Same idea, behind the product though. From what Ive heard, vegemite has a more vegetal taste, while marmite has a more yeasty/bready taste like a dark ale.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

They also have a completely different consistency. Spreading vegemite is very similar to butter, marmite is thick and syrupy and drips everywhere and makes a mess. I prefer vegemite.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I might actually like marmite then. As long as it's not super, super salty like I remember the Vegemite being. Though, to be fair to Vegemite, I tried it way back when I was still in the cub scouts (not even bou scouts yet) so it might just have been offensive to my undeveloped taste buds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Perhaps. I know even some native Aussies dont care for Vegemite either.

I havent had either, so I can only go off of what Ive read. But Id be down to try it, given the chance. I think Vegemite might be great as an umami kick in stews and things, like bullion base.

[–] theatomictruth 2 points 10 months ago

Marmite is actually saltier

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

all yeast extracts are the same to varying degrees.

it's an acquired taste, which is shorthand for it's rubbish but you get used to it