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Perfectly good slice of bread utterly ruined by Marmite (newsthump.com)

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[–] Substance_P 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes, this is spot on. So many Aussies introduce unsuspecting tasters to napalm levels of Vegemite that it turns people off for life. It's like, "Hey champ, let me spread this cube of beef bouillon on your toast; you're gonna love it." Marmite has more of a yeasty flavor and, for the record, Promite beats them all hands down.

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