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[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you milk a raccoon and then process that lovely raccoon milk into cheese 🤷

[–] somethingsnappy 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's just what a viking hippie would say.

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 9 months ago

Yep! We are indeed famous for our Bandit Brie and our Scavenger Sardo. Our Trash Tapas aren't half bad either.