You can go out on the town and fuck all night because people find you attractive and you don't need sleep, then you can talk to their cats afterwards.

[–] Ledivin 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Idk, you're running the risk of brown backfiring if cats are dicks or don't have anything interesting to say. Purple gives you a potential income stream, at least

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

So does Brown, you could be the cat whisperer. There's plenty of money to be made there. You could even potentially solve crimes, asking cat witnesses what they saw.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

You just keep repeating that to cope with how shit your homemade pizza is.