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Trump's property is valuable. Does that mean we can bomb Trump and take it?
Trump’s property isn’t that valuable.
So that’s no, on the bombing. The taking… oh, it’s about to start….
NY AG is about to take it anyway, no bombing required. Win-win!
Did he do decades of suicide bombings and rocket attacks and then a huge mass shooting of civilians?
Oddly specific.
How about systematic dismantling of environmental protections and trust in public health systems instead?
Because the answer is likely over half a million deaths on his hands:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/02/11/report-trump-associated-with-461000-deaths-in-2018-others-deserve-blame-though/
I was contrasting to Hamas but those are fair points. I suppose I would have authorized a drone strike on Typhoid Mary, if she kept up her shit.