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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Who is amber ? And why does him going missing warrant an alert ?

[–] NickwithaC 80 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] surewhynotlem 59 points 8 months ago (3 children)

TIL it's not a color designation

[–] SpaceNoodle 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] cuerdo 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Danggggg we gotta email that guy!

[–] someguy3 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Some of these must have been plays on their name that they knew worked well. Like price club, taco bell which used a bell for a logo.

But why unilever for lever brothers? Bilever would be more accurate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Price Club is an amazing play on the name.

But how good is Taco Bell? Stick the last name into the brand, then shove the image of a bell into the logo for no particular reason as far as Mexican-inspired food is concerned. Guess the proof’s in the pudding.

Unilever: it was the brothers’ marriage into business! They became one. …not sure if they co-CEO’d it though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

for no particular reason as far as Mexican-inspired food is concerned

Nah dude it's a really more clever than that, first image when you look up "california missions" is:

https://www.missionscalifornia.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/co01-san-diego-church.jpg

Those arches have the exact kind of bell in them that Taco Bell uses in their logo, and you can even still find TBs designed to LOOK like the missions, solidifying the connection even more.

So yeah it's his last name, but they actuslly tied it to Mexican history

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Danggg I’ve seen these in person

Yet didn’t make the connection?! Thanks :)

[–] CptEnder 2 points 8 months ago

Ok that SF one should just be called Charles Main St. That's just egregious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't get John Cassell to gasoline. Casselline but horiffically butchered?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That’s what I’m thinking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Lol, it definitely contrasts with the silver alerts, doesn't it?

[–] littlebluespark 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

For real, I assumed it was something like: the color of "Oh, honey" (as in, "you poor dear", etc) 😳🤦🏼‍♂️ I mean, "yellow alert" is "we might scrap" and "red alert" is "shields up, fire phasers!" (thanks, Star Trek), so amber's in there somewhere a bit earlier on, right?

[–] Pilferjinx 1 points 8 months ago

Ugh.. it makes me nauseous when I find out they didn't catch the guy.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I think in the US there are alerts (called amber alerts) for when people go missing in the hopes of increasing the chance of finding the person by raising awareness.

[–] dohpaz42 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Amber alerts are for missing children. Silver alerts are for missing seniors. Here is an article outline other types as well:

https://www.caller.com/story/news/2021/07/07/do-you-know-all-missing-person-alerts-here-your-guide-six-different-alerts/7890829002/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

So many colors (if clear is considered a color) and then "endangered missing persons." I know EMP isn't a color, and I'd be a lot more concerned if I got an EMP alert, but surely they could've come up with something for that one.

[–] ShunkW 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's specifically for missing children afaik. And it may only be used when it's an abduction, not just a missing child, but don't quote me on that. That's just the ones I've seen.

[–] grue 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"And it may only be used when it’s an abduction, not just a missing child, but don’t quote me on that." -- @[email protected]

[–] ShunkW 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Listen here you little shit lol

[–] grue 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And you can't opt out ??? Weird

[–] NOT_RICK 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You can but it’s on by default and many don't realize you can

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Depending on where you are, they might not use the different alert levels properly. In my area the local government uses the "the nukes have launched" alert level for everything, from amber alerts to tornado and ice storm warnings.

[–] TommySalami 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It annoying, but also leads to some wonderful moments. I was at small event yesterday, when a weather alert started rolling out. I can only describe it as glorious sitting at the back listening to a sea of angry alarms, and watching people frantically try to silence their phones. Idk if that outweigh the alarm fatigue it gives people, but it was a fun moment for me.

[–] EdibleFriend 13 points 8 months ago

It's a great system but I mean....not exactly the most helpful sometimes.

THERE IS A BROWN CAR WITH A BLONDE GIRL IN IT SOMEWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF YOU! 11!1

Thanks Amber. I'll get right on that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There is an emergency function in all mobile phones that overrides everything else and blasts a loud sound and takes over the whole screen. It is there for emergencies, like when the people in Hawaii got told that the apocalypse has come by accident. In the NL you get one per month when they check the air raid alert sirens. The US uses them for alerts for missing children.

Your phone would also do it if you are in the area, no matter where you bought it or your carrier.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ok, but how do you disable it? Is it an Android setting, something I can do over adb, do I have to root the device, install a custom ROM, or disable part of the hardware?

[–] h0usewaifu 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's an Android setting. Assuming you're in the US, you can disable all warning channels (including Amber alerts) except the National one, which I believe has to be on by law, but is only supposed to be used in apocalypse level emergencies. The Hawaii thing was triggered by accident, iirc.

On my S24, it's in Settings > Safety and Emergency > Wireless Emergency Alerts.

I don't know if it's even possible to disable the National warnings, but you'd likely have to use adb or root your phone to do it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Thanks, but I'm in the UK, where only the national ones are ever used. I don't want to disable it, because I think it's useful, but I want control over my device, so I want to be making the choice to keep it enabled, if you know what I mean.

[–] Soggy 2 points 8 months ago

Oh neat, my phone has a function to detect tracking devices.

We live in hell.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Amber is an acronym named after a real girl.

AMBER stands for America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response and was created as a legacy to 9-year-old Amber Hagerman, who was kidnapped while riding her bicycle in Arlington, TX, and then brutally murdered.

[–] SpaceNoodle 17 points 8 months ago

That would be a "backronym"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

America’s Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response

Strange name for a child.