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[–] MushuChupacabra 59 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Apparently, all of us vaccinated folks were supposed to drop dead.

So far, all we seem to do is out perform the unvaccinated across every health metric.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting on 5G I was supposed to get with mine. It would be nice to not have to pay for that.

[–] TexasDrunk 10 points 8 months ago

I'm getting better reception than ever. You may need an updated booster.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A vaccinated skydiver's chute failed to open, big pharma claims another life. They'd never have been skydiving in the first place if they'd died from COVID.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well that's clearly because parachutes aren't effective at reducing the likelihood of causing serious injuries or death. There's even a randomised controlled trial published in the BMJ that says so: https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 8 points 8 months ago

Nice, going to save that one for future use.

Reminds me of a story about a firefighter who fell off a 100-foot ladder but got up and kept working with no injuries...

...🤜〰️Luckily, he was on the bottom rung at the time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

It's a real underdog story, we've got that fighting spirit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I know the actual reason is they don't like vaccinations is 'needle scary :( ' and all the other bullshit they come up with is just trying to justify not taking them without admitting they're scared, but their stated reasons always make absolutely zero sense. If it was about population control (both in terms of number of people and controlling their actions) as many say it would make far more sense to give the compliant people actual protection and kill the 'smart, handsome, athletic, etc rebels' or whatever they see themselves as, why would the evil council of shadowy figures want to kill the people who listen to them and leave the ones who don't?