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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] bitchkat 13 points 5 months ago

That's called Benadryl.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah, I'd be down for a QuietAfternoon2000. Hell, do they make one for adults? I'm ready for a good nap.

[–] billiam0202 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Ooh, sorry, you've already purchased the "Over-30-Everything-Hurty" DLC for Living: Life and we don't offer refunds, so....

[–] TheRedSpade 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

we don't offer refunds

That's ok, I'll cut my losses. Just take it back.

[–] billiam0202 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hello!

Thank you for your interest in returning your Life: Living DLC "Over-30-Everything-Hurty". As part of our efforts to allow you to enjoy the current season Capitalism: If You Don't Own Everything You Own Nothing as quickly as possible all DLC was registered to your account by $Mother on $Birthday. Unfortunately, once tied to your account any registered DLCs can not be removed.

We hope you have a pleasant day!

[–] over_clox 3 points 5 months ago

The package is no longer sealed, we can't accept returns.