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[–] MECHAGIC 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If Flareon is huggable and Vaporeon is fuckable what unknown function does my Jolteon serve?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

charge they phone

[–] MECHAGIC 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Toaster bath but not dangerous

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The best outcome