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[–] CookieOfFortune 83 points 9 months ago (19 children)

Is this an event for the next version of the Apple Vision Pro?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (18 children)

Apple Taste Pro is a white sausage-shaped devices that you shove down your throught and controls your taste buds, olfactory system and controls breathing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)

And it will have whopping 5 apps at launch and 5 more during its lifetime (maybe). You also most likely need a mortgage to buy one.

[–] gaterush 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't want to think of what the FaceTime integration would be like...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In 2010 we brought you FaceTime. Today, we are proud to announce FleshTime, the new best way to communicate with your loved ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We already have synchronized sex toys

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Apple always announces products like they are the only ones, except maybe with the first iphone. "this is the best iPhone yet" not the "best smartphone in the market".

Also they wouldn't call it sex toys, they would call it a whole new revolutionary class of communication devices.

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