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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yum.

Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I find breathing to be better than not breathing.

Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Like the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How old is this saying, really

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] gingernate 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can we go back to when it wasn't? I liked that time, it was simpler

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Sorry we live in a post sounding world now. Better get used to another new normal, kid

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed.

Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else's shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 9 months ago

Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Deep down I've always known this

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary.

Thanks SatansMagottyCumFart

[–] Iron_Lynx 2 points 9 months ago

Is Lemmy's version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?