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(From Colbert last night.)

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[–] boraca 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Also don't do opioids, they can stop the movement of anything in the intestines. No amount of fibre would help Elvis.

[–] MisterNeon 6 points 10 months ago

As a son of a junkie I will agree to that.

Eat more fiber, drink more water, and avoid opioids.

[–] stoly 3 points 10 months ago

Yep. Stuff just stops flowing.

It's why they will give people a laxative to take along with their (short term) opioid prescription.