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Sovcit tried to pay with the magic coupon instead of money, the CFO didn't listen. (lemmy.world)

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[–] breadsmasher 62 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

tldr - Birth certificates are actually “ownership documents” over a “corporation” or “entity” or “person” (which is also somehow different than the individual?), which is signed over to the government by the parents. These have names in ALL CAPS as does other documents.

Sovcits believe the ALL CAPS name is the “entity” and Normal Case name is the “individual’s name”

edit - this is the explanation im poorly recalling https://lemmy.world/post/11345648

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

So I was right

Have they tried cumming on their letters first? I hear that charges the sigils really good

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I haven't heard of cum, but some of them do put a bloody thumbprint with their signature. And everybody knows that blood magic is powerful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

instructions unclear, now a catholic priest... please advise

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Without cumming on sigils we would never have gotten the matrix

[–] grue 16 points 9 months ago

It would blow these people's minds if somebody pointed out to them that the ALL CAPS thing was due to nothing more than a technological limitation of really old computers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I thought it was about boats or someshit.

[–] breadsmasher 15 points 9 months ago

Yeah - Birth certificate is a “berth certificate” in their eyes

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

This is some seriously weird shit. I can understand not willing to be a part of a country forced upon you. Not how it would work, but I get the idea in an abstract way. But the moment this boat bullshit gets brought up... oh boy.

[–] SkyezOpen 10 points 9 months ago

Yeah, they claim all courts operate improperly under maritime law, because the judges are actually agents of a foreign power, and that a gold fringed American flag signifies that. But it's secret. So they put the flag up so everything is "proper" but they don't actually have jurisdiction.

It's a clusterfuck of terrible theories based on outdated laws and treaties.

[–] Treczoks 1 points 9 months ago

This explains some of the mental issues i have seen here.