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Oklahoma proposal would make watching porn a felony, ban sexting outside marriage (nypost.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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A bill set to be introduced next month would ban consuming or producing sexual content and punish offenders with prison sentences of up to 20 years and $25,000 fines.

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[–] Carighan 49 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I would propose expanding the second part to include oral and written delivery, not just digital. The only valid form of sexual dialogue is to be dance.

[–] CosmicSploogeDrizzle 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Written? Guess we'll have to ban the Bible then

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes, but they don't know that because they never actually read their "word of god" but get a raging erection when they hallucinate about a "good ol' time" that actually never existed in the first place.

[–] Zehzin 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think I'm dancing wrong

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 10 months ago

If you're not conveying both your sexual desire and prowess in a dance, then yeah. You're doing it wrong. It's why I never learned to dance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

And only 17th and 18th century dance forms.