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[–] Sheeple 66 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

That just makes your players look for contraception

Also yes medieval times did have contraceptives. In fact the history of contraceptives goes back WAAAY to Egypt

[–] ummthatguy 23 points 11 months ago (4 children)

What are your thoughts on sheep intestines as a rudimentary "condom"?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but I'm part of the minority that likes to remove the rest of the sheep first.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago
[–] gibmiser 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sheep intestine = sheep asshole. Someone liked fucking sheep so mutch that they decided they wanted to fuck a sheep whenever they fucked a woman

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I know (hope?) this is a joke, but for the curious: Intestines are traditionally what is used to make sausages to this day. So likely they thought if it was good enough to eat, good enough to fuck.

[–] MindSkipperBro12 8 points 11 months ago

If it works, it works.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Cut an orange in half, scoop out the insides. Ancient diaphragm.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.

And now you know

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They also drove a contrceptive plant extinct

[–] Kallioapina 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

At least it teaches them to be resourceful and safe.