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I bet their farts smell like starbursts.
Excuse me?
I bet their farts smell like starbursts.
No, no. I don't think I will today.
But why not?
Starburst candy is far too chewy and offensively sweet.
I frost my starburst with sugar before I eat it, n00b.
Yes, well, mythical people don't need to worry about hypertension, I guess
I bet their farts smell like starbursts.