Mercury

joined 2 years ago

'Parasites had it coming': Police say incriminating document found on CEO shooting suspect in c/[email protected]

[–] Mercury 1 points 1 week ago

The reaction afterwards is really boring, trust me.

An infallible dating strategy in c/[email protected]

[–] Mercury 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

teleports behind you Nothing personal, kid.... But would you like to be the love of my life?

"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss" in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] Mercury 7 points 3 months ago

Relevant username

‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Struts Past $1B Global Box Office; Soon To Become Biggest R-Rated Movie Ever Worldwide in c/marvelstudios

[–] Mercury 3 points 4 months ago

Watch, execs think the takeaway is to make more R-rated movies.

Young voters are moving toward Harris and feeling less ‘meh’ about voting in c/politics

[–] Mercury 4 points 4 months ago

Or some bosses in Dark Souls.

YouTube tests server-side ads to make your coveted blocker obsolete in c/technology

[–] Mercury 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do I need to add this filter or are the uBO devs going to update the extension to include it ootb?

The Bigger The Theft, The Lighter The Sentence? in c/[email protected]

[–] Mercury 5 points 5 months ago

Off-white collar crime.

The Bigger The Theft, The Lighter The Sentence? in c/[email protected]

[–] Mercury 7 points 5 months ago

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's sentence.

Kids and their computers these days. in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] Mercury 2 points 5 months ago

Benis = boy penis

How the Japanese look at the US — comic in recent Tokyo newspaper. in c/[email protected]

[–] Mercury 14 points 5 months ago

At first, I thought the catcher was a guy crouched with a gun and was shooting the batter in the ass.

Always try sudo in c/[email protected]

[–] Mercury 42 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

Pls someone make this reality in c/[email protected]

[–] Mercury 12 points 5 months ago

It's because your immune system is less efficient at lower temperatures. So being cold doesn't directly make you sick, but it can indirectly contribute to getting you sick.