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In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.
A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.
Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.
The title: Trek Wars.
Just install a big heavy iris door over the other end of the wormhole so that they cant rematerialize in your universe, invasion solved.
For the Federation and New Republic they need to join forces and have a three hour long movie about it.
For SG1 this is a normal Tuesday.
The Borg would be fucked though. Especially once they assimilate the B1 battle droids.
"Uhh wait. Uhh, resistance is futile. Roger Roger."
How does Godzilla fit into this?
If the Enterprise saucer is still its original size then there might be room for him in the Millennium Falcon's cockpit.
Starring Greg Evigan as Billy Drinkcup.