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If I wanted a comment section full of jokes, I wouldn't have left Reddit.
If I wanted nasal gazing gatekeeping, I wouldn't have left reddit, but I'm not here shitting out my personal opinions about how people express themselves.(oh wait I am and it's super shitty, huh?) Don't like it? Who fucking cares?
"Nasal gazing" says everything anyone needs to know.
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That you don't know what the term means?
I'm not sure about the other guy but I'm certain you don't because its "navel gazing".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_gazing
I think he's talking about looking down your nose at someone hence the play on words with nasal gazing
That is what I meant, thanks for getting it👍
Thanks for this fun thread. I think "nasal gazing" would be a good candidate for a list of eggcorns.
There seems to be precedent on Twitter 2019, but I refuse to add the link here.
I love it.
Riiiiiight.
Just because you didn't get it doesn't mean it's not true
How do you know a lemming came from reddit?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
"STOP HAVING FUN"
If you really feel that way, then you can make a good comment, rather than complaining. Be the change you want to see in the world.
It's celebrity news and he's unharmed. I feel like the jokes are appropriate enough.
They might be appropriate if they were funny.
Jealous?
Lol.
Its still there. Go back and good riddance
Turns out it's still humans visiting this shiny new site. Welcome to earth, enjoy your stay.
It's a story ripe for joking around with, especially since it's also a subplot of two and a half men.
You could always make your own community. Something like "AnhedonianNews"
Or just block you.
Bye, Felicia.
You know what I don't miss about Reddit? People being unnecessarily shitty to one another. This is a much smaller community, which leaves lots of people outside it to be shitty to if one must.
Wow I’ll bet you’re fun at parties.