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All I’m seeing is ads streamed directly to the brain with no way but one to stop it, assuming that instinct doesn’t get neurologically suppressed.
Why put an ad while they can directly manipulate your hormones/enzymes?
You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!
Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.
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Now they have the neural chemical detectors to make sure you did!
"Neuralink Premium halves the number of ads in your dreams for only $8 a month!"
Dreams? "Unskippable ad in 30 seconds. Recommend you pull over."
Futurama Season 1: Episode 6. Fry gets ads in dreams.
Futurama Splash Screen with: "Any Resemblance to Actual Future is Purely Coincidental" written as gag.
You don't have to worry about that, It's an Elon Musk owned product, he already solved that with TwiXer. He just has to make sure that Nazi's can send their propoganda to your brain, and then advertisers will stay very far away from the neuro link.
That seems like a rosy scenario compared to Meet the Robinsons.
Yea if you don’t subscribe to Neuaralink premium then you have to endure Kanyes voice in your head chanting: “Elon Macht Frei” ten times a day.
Elon considers this to be a benefit of your subscription.
It’s for paralyzed people and neuralink isn’t the only company researching the technology. I swear, where the fuck do you people get your information from, and how do you just never bother to google it to see for yourselves?
No, Neuralink is for stupid Elmo fanboys to waste money and health on and allow Elmo to continue executing his fascist anti-human agenda. And yes, other companies actually try to make devices that will help people. It's not about the technology, it's about that motherfucking shit-golem and the way he treats people (hint: like expandable cheap renewable resources). But if you like that fuck so much, I hope you'll be one of the people leaving Earth and following him to Mars. I actually can't wait that day to happen. We used to joke how great it would be to put all fascist into a space rocker and launch them into space, and it will soon not only become reality, but the stupid fucks will go willingly. Perfect!
I don't really disagree, but are you doing ok?
Me "it's meant to help paralyzed people move and walk and live again, something previously deemed impossible"
You: goes off on some wild Elon musk fueled rage and says nothing about the point of the product
You might need to seek help if you get this worked up over something that heals people...