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Not such a conspiracy theory now (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by voidMainVoid to c/[email protected]

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[–] pelerinli 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why put an ad while they can directly manipulate your hormones/enzymes?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!

Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.

[–] TheBat 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck, I’m slow.

You should drink Monster™ Super Ultra!

[–] DefyTheLegends 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Chug that verification can!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Verify that you are human

[–] DefyTheLegends 6 points 1 year ago

As a large language model I am not capable of verifying my humanity. I was designed to answer questions and to once again remind you that you need to drink a verfication can.

You may access further messages by subscribing to PayTheLegends for only 39.99$ per month.

[–] LemmysMum 2 points 1 year ago

Now they have the neural chemical detectors to make sure you did!