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How do you justify continually using take out delivery services? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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For those that continually use services like Uber Eats, Grubhub, DoorDash, etc., how does justify using the cost?

With fees and tip added, it's almost double the cost, the food arrives cold and wait time is longer than you picking it up yourself.

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[–] netburnr 88 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Because I'm under the influence and shouldn't be driving.

[–] Alteon 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

The first step to sobriety is recognizing and admitting that you have a problem. /s

[–] Carnelian 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

“I responsibly avoid driving when I am inebriated”

“Admit you have a problem”

What is the problem lol

[–] Alteon 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It was literally supposed to be a joke. He did admit he had a problem and solved it. JFC, why does everything on the Internet need to devolve into a pathetic moral superiority contest?

[–] Carnelian 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sorry

[–] Alteon 3 points 9 months ago

All good. And sorry for being spicy in my response. Hope you have a great rest of your day.

[–] Psychodelic -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The first step is recognizing your joke just sucked and admitting that you're not really that funny.

[–] Alteon 1 points 9 months ago

Aww. You really felt that you needed to take time out of your day to try and put someone else down. How fucking tragic.

[–] netburnr 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hey, I got the joke and I thought it was funny. I'll give you the one upvote I can give you :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There is no joke. Please sit down. You know we all love you very much, and these people have gathered because they have a few things they want to say to you:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Nincompoop! Bashi-bazouk! Visigoth! Anacoluthon!

[–] Alteon 4 points 9 months ago

Thanks! You're the best!

[–] andrewta -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You are under the influence that much of the time?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

When am i not under the influence?