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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that dawn of humanity is only going to work if the rewind/fast forward is instantaneous.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Also, if I rewind to the Neolithic and I see a bunch of cavemen, sabertooth tigers and a Schwinn chained to a bike rack, I'm not going to just fast forward from there. I have other questions.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I mean... You're not gonna outrun that sabertooth on foot.