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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (21 children)

I love dogs. I had one as a teen and never had one since. I called him Coffee because it was an easy unusual name that was unique. Not many people drank coffee in our family back then.

But I never in my life could ever understand people who 'kissed' their pet. I have a friend with a tiny dog and she loves picking it up, kissing it and letting the dog lick her lips.

I always just keep imagining that this is the same pet that licks its butt and the butts of other dogs when they get together, or doesn't mind digging into the garbage, licking rotting food or taste testing random feces it found.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My dog will eat condoms and menstrual pads out of the trash and drink piss water in the toilet the the kids never flushed. I'll never let that sicko lick my face

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mine does the same! Disgusting little fucker. He tries to eat my dirty undies too and eats his own vomit. When he comes up and gently gives me a little wet kiss on the face, I friggin melt. Some things are just worth it I guess. There are probably worse ways to die. I try not to think about it too much (we are all getting pretty good at that these days as a coping mechanism aren't we?)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

My dogs like to go into the trash too, so you know what I do? I keep the trash bins in cupboards and closed rooms.

They'd also drink out of the toilet, but you know what I do? I close the lid.

I get that with kids it would be hard to be consistent with these things, but there really are some very simple solutions.

[–] money_loo -4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you think those things permanently become a part of their mouth or something?

How do you feel about kissing people? Think of the things they’ve done in the past… This doesn’t really hold water.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You can be reasonably sure your SO has not drunk out of the toilet today. Your dog, less so.

[–] Kase 2 points 11 months ago

Speak for yourself buddy. /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No kink shaming on lemmy this is a safe space

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