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[–] ma11en 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're returning blaster bolts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Jedi vs. a random Tau'ri with a P90 would hardly be a fair match. The Jedi wouldn't know what hit him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Slugthrowers are a viable weapon against jedi, old canon at least.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've had Star Wars fans argue vigorously that a Jedi could deflect a cloud of buckshot with a lightsabre. I'm a Star Wars fan myself but that's a sure sign of someone who's gone completely off the deep end. It's a very basic question of simple geometry - you can't intercept every pellet in a three-dimensional cloud with a two-dimensional rod regardless of how fast your precognitive reflexes are.

[–] setsneedtofeed 7 points 1 year ago

I’d sooner accept stopping all the pellets using the force, like Neo did in the second Matrix movie.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's not even two dimensional, it's one dimensional!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Ah, brain fart, indeed.