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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why did he need to kill them to get their foreskins?

[–] dangblingus 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

would you have given yours up freely?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] postmateDumbass 3 points 1 year ago

200 Slightly dulled points

[–] xantoxis 20 points 1 year ago

In a sense, he didn't! In fact the context of the story is that they couldn't be converted (which is why they still had foreskins), and had he successfully converted them, they would have given up their foreskins as part of the process. But since they refused to convert, he "converted" them anyway. Either way, a W for daddy king over there, and also a partial genocide for David. The guy really fell off after the thing with the giant.

[–] RagingRobot 9 points 1 year ago

I don't think asking nicely would work

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Because if he didn't they wouldn't be foreskins, they would be beforeskins.