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Last night while I was half asleep I told my girlfriend that "they're making the tectonic plates machine washable".

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[–] HomesliceAbe 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

  • This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
  • It's soup day!
  • I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
  • Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
  • Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
  • (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Stoney_Logica1 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Only on weekends.

[–] HomesliceAbe 2 points 1 year ago

I feel judged.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 1 year ago

I once asked my ex "Does it have Schweppevesence" in my sleep..