Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
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People who don't get carpeted bathrooms, underestimate the dangers of slipping on tiles.
It's no coincidence that the elderly love a carpetted bathroom. It's less of an issue than it once was, especially if you can afford a cleaner who shampoos the carpet once a week.
Not this monstrosity obviously.
Or I can just put down a bath mat that I can easily remove and throw in the laundry.
Old people trip on things.
So that step up to the shower is even more of a bad idea then.
Yes.
Then wear sandals or something
If elderly people tripping is the biggest worry than instead of carpet they should floor it with outdoor decking vinyl or something. Waterproof and gritty for grip.
Wow if only there was a choice other than tiles or a filthy carpet that you gotta shampoo with a cleaner every week.
If only there were tiles with ribs and other anti slip features that could prevent slipping.
If only there were bathroom rugs.
Slipping in the bathroom is just the modern version of lions weeding out the old.