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[โ€“] Cold_Brew_Enema 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I won" he said to himself after another pointless argument with an internet stranger.

"Get rekt, kid" he muttered to himself, full of pride and accomplishment.

"Honey, your tenders are ready!"

"Coming, mom!" He screamed as he raced upstairs. Tenders were always his favorite food, and he deserved it after thrashing yet another worthless nobody online.