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Each of these reads like an extremely horny and angry man yelling their basest desires at Pornhub’s search function.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Because what the world needs now is an even more disengaged, disinterested, and misanthropic portion of the population.

[–] warmaster 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why learn to fuck people when you can just buy The Wanker 9000™?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Better wait for the 9001, you don't want to be a first adopter on this sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.

Send help.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

"We're sorry to announce a product recall due to a low to moderate chance of your device performing an unexpected castration."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Just flip the switch

[–] afraid_of_zombies 11 points 10 months ago

Meh. If someone wants to opt out they pretty much are going to do it. Besides would you rather deal with them? Imagine if everyone you were around didn't have a means to entertain themselves at all times. They would be engaged, they would create drama, they would tell other people what they thought of them.

Sometimes in industrial equipment we put in random alarms to be triggered so the people who are supposed to stand there have to do something vs wandering around causing trouble. Especially in union plants.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Well, to rule out the "misanthropic" part one doesn't really need to have a fulfilling sex life, just meet a few people (suppose, women) who'd make them like humanity again.

About disengaged and disinterested - it's more about engagement and interest being hard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

These men used to gather on the streets and start breaking shit and kicking grannies back in the day to express their frustration. Them withdrawing to their moms basements smoking weed and jerking off to porn might not be ideal but perhaps not the worst thing either. That's why we don't see a significant uptick in crime despite the ever increasing amount of such men.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah let’s just give young men sex robots and make them even more detached from community and relationships

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I do kind of wonder what the end-game is in terms of fertility rates in society if we can manufacture ever-more-perfect simulations of sex.

The Amish might still be around, but...