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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're using the same logic my dad uses to rail against going to Mars. He says there is no worthwhile reason to go there when more pressing matters on earth are in abundance.

Just like you, he is missing the forest for the trees, angrily ignorant to the fact that the knowledge you gained from trying to achieve a seemingly worthless achievement is the actual value, not in the achievement itself.

The achievement is just a convenient goal to make the science more exciting to the general public so as to garner more financial support from both private and government sources. Each of the steps needed to gain that achievement may not have gained as much funding as they do now if they were presented separately from that final goal.

[–] scholar -3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When your house is on fire you don't start looking for package holidays to Pompeii, no matter how much you might learn. We have all the knowledge we need to avert the climate crisis, we just need action and resources dedicated to fixing it.

[–] Cocodapuf 0 points 52 minutes ago

You'll find that we have a lot of people on this planet, we can multitask. We can research genetic engineering, and green energy, and medical technology, and recycling processes, as well as things that don't advance those immediate goals, like microprocessors, meta materials, superconductors, astrophysics, geology, mathematics, etc.

When your house will be burning for the next few hundred years and you still have to live in it because even on fire it's the best house around, maybe just get on with your life and do something productive? Perhaps some of us can move out eventually, but it would take a lot of research in a lot of different fields, probably even genetics...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What do you want the geneticists to do? They are educated in their domain, you can't just plop them into another field

The applications of their work is likely plenty in medicine and bioengineering

[–] scholar 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I want them to stop pretending that resurrecting a cold adapted species into an ecosystem that is rapidly melting will do anything productive.

If they want to be helpful they can work out how to engineer humans that can survive 40 degree heat and breathe co2.

[–] Cocodapuf 0 points 48 minutes ago

If they want to be helpful they can work out how to engineer humans that can survive 40 degree heat and breathe co2.

That's what they're fucking doing by bringing back the mammoth...

They'll run when they're ready, but right now they're learning to crawl. Or to put it differently, let them cook.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago

Dang I guess me and your father would rly vibe then because I feel the same about colonizing Mars