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Scientists aiming to bring back woolly mammoth create woolly mice (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Cocodapuf 3 points 5 hours ago

If they want to be helpful they can work out how to engineer humans that can survive 40 degree heat and breathe co2.

That's what they're fucking doing by bringing back the mammoth...

They'll run when they're ready, but right now they're learning to crawl. Or to put it differently, let them cook.