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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

We're gonna beat up the capitalists

[–] danc4498 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You don’t think the capitalists would have the resources to defend themselves?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hoarding resources will be banned. If you start doing it, we'll beat you up before you can get enough to hire a private army. Also, only the most corrupt people would go work as a private soldier, because everyone's needs are met so there's no poverty to drive people to do bad things. You'd have to promise private security a lot of money to betray their nation for basically no reason.

[–] danc4498 6 points 7 hours ago

So this anarchy is a self contained commune where nobody is allowed in that doesn’t agree with the rules. And if somebody breaks the rules, they must leave. This sums it up? It can’t apply to a country because that would never work. But to a small village, sure.

Also, hopefully the people outside the village don’t find ways of fucking with them (such as redirecting waterways that affect the downstream village).